It's the World's Gone Crazy (Cotillion)
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancing alone
'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen
And the frontmen all wanna go home
The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early
The early birds showin' up late
The straightmen all wanna be funny
The funny men all wanna get straight
The villains have turned into heroes
The heroes have turned into heels
The dealers all wanna be lovers
And the lovers all wanna make deals
[unverified] they ain't inherited nothin'
The leaders are fallin' behind
So I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men
Dancing my dance to the blind
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancing alone
'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen
And the frontmen all wanna go home
It's the world's gone crazy
And ladies are dancin' and the sidemen
And the frontmen, we'chome
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancing alone
'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen
And the frontmen all wanna go home
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancing alone
'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen
And the frontmen all wanna go home
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancing alone
'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen
And the frontmen all wanna go home
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