XIV
[Verse 1]
Sex doesn't do it for me
Money doesn't do it for me
Love doesn't do it for me
You know what does it for me?
Gettin' fuckin' high as can be
Playing games mindlessly
Where I'm my only actual enemy
'Cause all the real ones are NPCs
[Chorus]
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final Fantasy XIV
Isn't that fucking annoying?
I don't require you for anything
I don't require you for anything
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final Fantasy XIV
Everybody's draining my energy
I just wanna be where I can have
A full bar of HP
And my own MP
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final fuckin' Fantasy XIV
And not think about you or me
Not think about anxiety
Not think about real life, please
[Verse 2]
As I was running through Horizon
On the back of my Chocobo
To report to Minfilia at the Waking Sands
The fifth time today
My consciousness began to melt away
And not a care remained
Under the guidance of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn
I had mercifully uncovered a switch flipped on
In my brain while excavating the Sunken Temple of Qarn
I turned off the pain with a Dragonsong
[Chorus]
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final Fantasy XIV
Isn't that fucking annoying?
I don't require you for anything
I don't require you for anything
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final Fantasy XIV
Everybody's draining my energy
I just wanna be where I can have
A full bar of HP
And my own MP
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final Fantasy XIV
Baby, you know that you are beautiful
But you're no Thancred or Nero
You're no Urianger or Alphinaud
[Bridge]
All I want to do is smoke
All I want to do is be alone
All I want to do is smoke
All I want to do is—
[Chorus]
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final Fantasy XIV
Isn't that fucking annoying?
I don't require you for anything
I don't require you for anything
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final fuckin' Fantasy XIV
Isn't that fucking annoying?
I don't require you for anything
I don't require you for anything
All I wanna do is smoke weed
And play Final fuckin' Fantasy XIV
Everybody's draining my energy
I just wanna be where I can have
A full bar of HP
And my own MP