STR8 A’S

[Verse 1]
Kick back and relax with your favorite bareback
Porn, backtrack, where were you last class?
I was waiting all alone and you were back at home
Jackin' off to some cheap slut with a face mask
Replace that with a baseball bat
And the, oh, so sweet music of Maybach
I was blowin' money fast, you were cumming like that
Cocaine in your veins, you were such a badass

[Chorus]
Straight boys, straight A's
Usin' all my sick days
I've been up for three days
Have a three-way
Me, myself, your face
I can get you good grades
I could fuck for six days

[Verse 2]
I can fuck for six days more than your best friend could
Not that you ever would, even though it'd be good
I forget all the time for like a second or two
It only happened in my head and I don't really wish it would
'Cause I'd only be an even jealouser little bitch
Baby, let me be the first to know when you switch
You might be surprised by how much you like dick
I'm just kidding, no head, I should quit

[Chorus]
Straight boys, straight A's
Usin' all my sick days
I've been up for three days
Have a three-way
Me, myself, your face
I can get you good grades
I could fuck for six days
Straight boys, straight A's
Usin' all my sick days
I've been up for three days
Have a three-way
Me, myself, your face
I can get you good grades
I could fuck for six days

[Verse 3]
I could fuck for six days straight, I mean
I could fuck for six days nonstop with a straight boy
Like a play-toy, like a Playboy model in the brain
Of a rape porn aficionado who just had a couple of grande
Iced caramel macchiatos and a bottle of Adderall
Like a horse on a carousel, whose attendant's irresponsible
And you can ride it, and ride it, and ride it, and ride it, and ride it, and ride it

[Chorus]
Straight boys, straight A's
Usin' all my sick days
I've been up for three days
Have a three-way
Me, myself, your face
I can get you good grades
I could fuck for six days
Straight boys, straight A's
Usin' all my sick days
I've been up for three days
Have a three-way
Me, myself, your face
I can get you good grades
I could fuck for six days

[Outro]
Straight boys, straight A's
Usin' all my sick days
I've been up for three days
Have a three-way
Me, myself, your face
I can get you good grades
I could fuck for six days