Sexperience Points

[Verse 1]
Girls who play Final Fantasy are few and far between
So my options for best friends are limited, you see
I fuck friends and catch feelings and ruin everything
The way he holds a PlayStation controller gets to me
I melt like a Firaga spell
Even if money's involved, I'll still convince myself
Forget it, I'm stupid, I'm gonna X out
I'll get back to you when I reach level twelve

[Chorus]
Let me practice on you
I'll get so good
You can keep playing
I'll level up like I should
Let me practice on you
I'll get so good
You can keep playing
I'll level up like I should

[Verse 2]
Your Kakuna knows Harden and String Shot
My Smeargle used Milk Drink
Look at that, I got it all over my face
Made a mess of everything, which I know that you hate
You like the attention, you like getting your cock sucked
I like the affection, I like getting you off, just
Me and a game and a straight boy on his back
But I haven't seen Sephiroth so I'll finish fast
I get so horny when you make me promise not to tell
When you push my head down as I inhale
So warm, my head in your lap, I revel
I know you like it more from me than from a girl
Memories of green turn to memories of white
And you turn off the game, and you turn off the light
I guess I finally won, I guess I finally might
Get from sixty-one to level sixty-nine
Girls who play Final Fantasy are few and far between
So his options for fuck buddies are few and far between
He fucks boys who catch feelings and ruin everything
The way he holds a PlayStation controller gets to me

[Chorus]
Let me practice on you
I'll get so good
You can keep playing
I'll level up like I should
Let me practice on you
I'll get so good
You can keep playing
I'll level up like I should