school
[Verse]
I fucking hate being gay
It's the worst thing that ever happened to me
And I wish God would take it away
But I gave up on praying for that in fourth grade
So the dick in my mouth is here to stay
I'm sick of trying to fucking navigate
Like I'm Helen fucking Keller going ninety on the highway
Banging a U-turn as if it produces sperm
There's nowhere for me to turn
There's nothing for me to learn
I feel like I'm a Sim, created on a whim
Dropped into an empty lot
With a meager twenty thousand simoleons
As if I had a chance
Just fucking buy me a grill
And I'll destroy the evidence
I was fucked from conception
Doomed to want to fuck and be fucked in the rectum
A dick or a septum
A rimjob reception
Frenulum to frenulum
Beginning and ending of every relation
Your cliques and your parties
Divided by the type of your body
The shape, size, and quantity
Of hairs on your body
The one most resembles your reflection
Produces an erection
Your personal brand of misogyny
Homoerotic dreams
Fetishizing heterosexuality
Masculine fraudulence
I fucking hate all of it
Cum in my ass and then get the fuck out
[Chorus]
I never learned this shit in school
And TV made me look like a fucking fool
I hate myself but I still feel cool
Even though I never break any rules
I wanna fuck everything that walks
In the ass if it's got two balls and a cock
And then I never wanna see it again
I fucking hate you, and no, we're not friends
I never learned this shit in school
The Internet was my only tool
Self-taught with an online class
Third grade watching men getting punched in the ass
So I guess you could say my education is fucked
I've already been traumatized enough
You want that sweet, sweet boy pussy, bruh?
Served up on a silver platter?
I'm getting thirsty as fuck for some dick
And I got so many options to pick
I've got the world at my fingertips
But my heart keeps telling me to smash it to bits
I never learned this shit in school
I'll never get to reproduce
I know that technically I could, but ew
But I guess what I'm into is pretty gross too
[Outro]
Shh, Jack, it's gonna be okay
Haven't you heard? It's cool now to be gay
The damage has all been erased
So stop being a stupid faggot, 'kay?