PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL

[Verse 1]
I don't really like these words
I just like the way they feel when I make 'em work
Do it for the 'gram
Do it to exert my dominance over these nerds

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a stupid homosexual
Pseudointellectual
Clues are all contextual
Nothing to dissect at all
There is nothing of interest here
No revelations or revolutionary bright ideas

[Verse 2]
Shed a tear if I dare
Wouldn't wanna appear
To be a wackass sad boy
As if I really care
As if I'm not more scared
Of being called a faggot
A fakeass bad kid or unattractive
Real or imagined
Same amount of damage
Pants down, caught flaccid
I'm real old-fashioned
I prefer my cyberbullying in Comic Sans
Bold and italic
All caps so I know it's real
Baby, tell me how you really feel
You coulda channeled all that try-hard zeal
And ugliness into some semi-interesting art, like for real
Instead of polluting my atmosphere

[Chorus]
Calling me a stupid homosexual
Pseudointellectual
Clues are all contextual
Nothing to dissect at all
And I don't disagree at all
I operate primarily on levels superficial

[Verse 3]
Thank you for the offer, but I don't need any help
I read a Wikipedia article in 2012
So you see, I'm more than qualified to analyze myself
I write my own lyrics and my own psych evals
Yeah, there is a lot of things wrong with me
Just not any of the things I want it to be
Ironically, I really am a little crazy
Entirely 'cause I wanted to be
But as my therapist used to repeat
"I mean, what is normal?"
Am I that horrible?
Behavior deplorable?
Absolutely incorrigible?
I don't really like these words
I just like the way they feel when I make 'em work