PARADISE FOR

[Verse 1]
He can try but it doesn't really work
A limp wrist was never part of the boy next door
And consequently, you don't feel the fire when he smirks
And even when he walks around with or without T-shirt
It doesn't mean he doesn't get you off at night, of course
It's just that deep down you still know that you wanted more
Feeling jealous when you're all alone and watching porn
Wondering if it could happen in the real world
A straight guy to come and treat you like you were his bro
Best friends every day and at night as well
You could be the man your father always wished you were
And fuck the one that you had always dreamed about
Is it your destiny to only be attractive to
Someone who will never be man enough for you?
I guess you better figure out a way to get it good
Off her back and on his knees like he should

[Chorus]
'Cause it represents a fantasy
It represents a fantasy of yours
It represents a fantasy
It represents a fantasy of yours
That you've had since you were
In high school at least
Getting changed while he wore
Those cheap black basketball shorts
You were sure that you were looking through the door
Of your locker into paradise for
Her

[Verse 2]
He says he only likes guys who act straight
He doesn't wanna be reminded that he's gay
He doesn't wanna be reminded of the way
That his brain by default's set to behave
And so he tells himself that it's all fake
And gets props from his bros when they say
They like how he doesn't throw it in their face
And he smiles, succeeding at his attempt to infiltrate
But deep down he really, really wants a taste
Of a cock that's been inside a girl or eight
So maybe if he keeps up the charade
He could be the first exception that his best friend makes
He reasons if it wasn't for the pride parades
And all the dirty fuckin' faggots who contracted AIDS
That he wouldn't be in this fuckin' position today
But a fuckin' position is the goal for which he prays

[Chorus]
It represents a fantasy
It represents a fantasy of yours
It represents a fantasy
It represents a fantasy of yours
That you've had since you were
In high school at least
Getting changed while he wore
Those cheap black basketball shorts
You were sure that you were looking through the door
Of your locker into paradise for
Her

[Verse 3]
He can try but it only ever hurts
A limp dick was never part of the boy next door
And consequently, it's disgusting when you see that smirk
His cum-eating grin and a tight T-shirt
It doesn't mean you won't be fantasizing anymore
It's just that deep down you know that it'll never work
Almost crying when you're all alone and watching porn
Trying to find someone who looks like the boy next door
Gay for pay, quote unquote, straight boys who go
Both ways when the money says it all
But you're smart enough to know that it's never real
But the image of a quarterback bareback's gold
Is it your destiny to only be attractive to
Someone who will never be man enough for you?
I guess you better figure out a way to get him good
On his back, begging you to stop like you should

[Chorus]
It represents a fantasy
It represents a fantasy of yours
It represents a fantasy
It represents a fantasy of yours
That you've had since you were
In high school at least
Getting changed while he wore
Those cheap black basketball shorts
You were sure that you were looking through the door
Of your locker into paradise for
Her