​masturbate

[Intro]
Mmm
I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd rather
Mmm
I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd rather

[Verse 1]
What do I want with you
When I can have my cake and eat it too?
I've got my 3DS and my Wii U
Internet from the safety of my room
You're just a fleshjack
With a heartbeat
That needs to be fed and watered
With a subscription fee
I can get my rocks off
With my socks off for free
All it costs me is money
And that's temporary
Super Mario will never leave me like a real boy
Plus I get in trouble when I play with those like a playtoy
I play coy when I destroy
The plastic parts that employ the sweatshops
But I don't wanna be a killjoy
I could wine and dine and 69
Or just download Grindr
But why even bother?
I've got Xtube and a recliner

[Chorus]
Ooh, I'd rather masturbate
Ooh, I'd rather masturbate
Yeah
Mmm, I'd rather just jack off
Ooh, I'd rather masturbate
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Oh, hi, sir, you're high, sir?
You wanna take me for a ride?
All my ride or dies all died so
I'm entitled to my delusions are killer
Rap game Abby Lee Miller`
Everyone's replaceable
And you're just filler
No Pokémon to catch in this episode
So just shoot your load
Like a machine gun, bro
Like you're a child soldier
A guitar hero
You're my guitar hero
You're my guitar hero
Yeah

[Chorus]
Ooh, I'd rather masturbate
Ooh, I'd rather masturbate
Yeah
Mmm, I'd rather just jack off
Ooh, I'd rather masturbate
Yeah
Ooh, I'd rather just jack off
By myself
In my bedroom
Once again
And again
Yeah
And again
And again