Letterman Jacket (2019)
[Verse 1]
Ooh, she looks really, really good
Walkin' down the hall
Books to her chest
I just sold her Adderall
Probably aced her chem test 'cause
She can do it all
She can do it with her eyes closed
And she's wearing cute clothes
But you'd never know
It's covered by her boyfriend's coat
I'm laughin' to myself
I'm a little bit annoyed
But I guess it sorta helps
I got plenty to be happy about
But I'm still jealous and stuff
[Pre-Chorus]
She wears the letterman jacket
That her boyfriend gave her
It's way too big
I think she looks fuckin' stupid
She's got a heart of gold
So I don't wanna be mean
But I wish I could tell her to her face
Your boyfriend lets me
[Chorus]
Wear his letterman jacket
Yeah, the one on your back
After I suck his dick
I mean, it's just facts
Then we hang out in his bedroom
And we play video games
And then before you come over
We'll probably do it again
[Post-Chorus]
It looks so good on me
I'm such a sexy boy
I try to take a selfie
He says don't you dare
It looks so good on me
You'd never even know
I didn't make the team
But, damn, I'm such a pro
[Verse 2]
She gets him on holidays
And every other weekend
But it's fine with me
'Cause after all, he told me don't catch feelings
And don't get the wrong idea
So who am I to disobey?
God forbid I wouldn't want him
Feeling like this shit was gay
[Pre-Chorus]
But his letterman jacket
Makes me feel like a pornstar
I can't help but look away
To catch myself in the mirror
He puts on his jockstrap
I take it off with my teeth
So who the fuck is she walkin' around
Wearing that motherfucking
[Chorus]
Letterman jacket?
After school in his backseat
He'll be licking his own cum
Off of my teeth
Then we'll be in his bedroom
And we'll play video games
And then before you come over
We'll probably do it again
Wearing his letterman jacket
Like I wasn't a faggot
He's got his dick in a boy
But the testosterone is flowing
So I'm down to keep blowing
'Cause that's what friends do
Give me a hug goodbye
And I'll see you at school
[Post-Chorus]
It looks so good on him
How'd I get so lucky?
I'll take it home with me
To smell him while I sleep
He says I suck his dick the best
Yeah, thanks, I try
Don't be embarrassed
Junior varsity's still nice
[Outro]
He says I suck his dick the best
He says I suck his dick the best
He says I suck his dick the best
He says I suck his dick the best
He says I suck his dick the best
I don't do homework, I don't rest
I don't study for any tests
I've found my calling, I'm all set
I think I could do this for life
Just keep fucking him on the side
He texts me, "Let's go for a ride"
And I'm so happy, I could die