Kicking & Screaming

[Intro]
So I was like, stalking this straight, super Christian guy
That I had a crush on
And I found his Tumblr likes page and
I guess he must've thought it was private
Because it was all gay porn
And I was like, "Wow
This is like a $WAGGOT song"

[Chorus]
I’m gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
I know what you're doing, and I know what your facebook says
Before you know it, you'll be married and full of regret
I’m into bravado, but I know that inside you're dead
I'm gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
I know what you're doing, and I know what your facebook says
Before you know it, you'll be married and full of regret
I'm into the bravado, but I know that inside you're dead

[Verse 1]
So let me revive you
Let me inside you
I mean your mind, dude
Don't get an attitude
I’m tryna help you
I really like you
And even though I wanna wife you
I won’t try to
At least not yet
Baby steps
Take a deep breath
Okay, now what's next?
How can I put this?
You’ve got a secret
And I can keep it
Whip me in the face if I make a peep, bitch

[Chorus]
I'm gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
I know what you're doing, and I know what your facebook says
Before you know it, you'll be married and full of regret
I’m into the bravado, but I know that inside you're dead
I'm gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
I know what you're doing, and I know what your facebook says
Before you know it, you'll be married and full of regret
I'm into the bravado, but I know that inside you're dead

[Verse 2]
Baby, you were born this way
Do you wanna die this way?
I wanna cry, okay?
I don't know what else to say
I know they'll say I'm looking through
Faggot-tinted glasses
But I'm just about as certain
As death and taxes
You can't break this habit
You've just gotta have it
You can't repair this damage
With just a bunch of bandage
I could be your surgeon
I might still be learning
But what you're doing isn't working
You'll never stop hurting

[Chorus]
I'm gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
I know what you're doing, and I know what your facebook says
Before you know it, you'll be married and full of regret
I'm into the bravado, but I know that inside you're dead
I'm gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
I know what you're doing, and I know what your facebook says
Before you know it, you'll be married and full of regret
I'm into the bravado, but I know that inside you're dead

[Outro]
I'm probably never actually gonna bring this up to him
Maybe