​hedgeclippers

[Chorus]
Hedgeclippers, frying pan, and a sledgehammer
I'ma cut his ears off, throw 'em on the flame
Break his kneecaps in the driveway
Tell me what you think, do they taste the same?
Do they need a little bit of cellulose, acetate?
Laminate, get it framed
My crime scene, your family

[Post-Chorus]
With the acetane, I'm Stassi
Schroedinger's HBIC
I'm Vanderpump, I pull the strings
I'm pupped up, I'm unleashed
Don't step to mе, get therapy
Assume that you arе my enemy
Unsociable like the demo
As I do unto your skull

[Chorus]
Hedgeclippers, frying pan, and glaucoma
Your boyfriend's in a coma
I left him on the sofa
And I took all of his soda
I drank it on the bus
And then came home and busted a nut
That's what he gets for getting in my stuff
Get back in line and shut the fuck up

[Post-Chorus]
I'm Stassi
Schroedinger's HBIC
I'm Vanderpump, I pull the strings
I'm pupped up, I'm unleashed
Don't step to me, get therapy
Assume that you are my enemy
Unsociable like the demo
As I do unto your skull

[Outro]
Get therapy
Assume that you are my enemy
Get therapy
Assume that you are my enemy
Get therapy
Assume that you are my enemy
Get therapy
Assume that you are my enemy
Get therapy
Assume that you are my enemy
Get therapy