FRED GOT BLOGGED!!!

[Verse 1]
My little baby Fred took a hit to the head
He collapsed on the floor, and he bled, and he bled
And he bled, and he bled, and he bled, and he bled
I was like, fuck this, I just wanna go to bed
So we packed our shit and went to the emergency room
Reflecting on poor Fred's impending doom
The waiting room, 'cause we got there soon
On the tiny television was a dumb cartoon
I looked at the ceiling, and I looked at the floor
I looked at the onlookers looking at the doors
Looky, looky here, I coulda sworn you just swore
Health care professional, inappropriate behavior
They took me to the table, 'bout four feet long
Just enough for a pet, you see, 'cause Fred is my dog
I took a picture and uploaded it to make 'em say aw
The notes came in, my pain is gone 'cause Fred got blogged

[Chorus]
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
The notes came in, my pain is gone 'cause Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged

[Verse 2]
A baseball bat or a Bop It Extreme
So much can go wrong when you're just a young teen
Playing with cards or praying on your knees
Victimized by the careless arms at waist level ease
But if you write a picture or you take it in a song
That's an easy way to make the pain get gone
The hole in your skull can be repaired by dawn
Just be like Fred because Fred got blogged

[Chorus]
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
Fred got blogged
Fred is a star
Fred feels no pain
Fred feels no pain