​dreamguy

[Intro]
I saw you in my dream
My dream, my dream
You in my dream
I saw you in my dreams last night
So I guess that makes you my dream guy

[Verse 1]
Seventy-three, seventy-three, seventy-three
Seventy-three years you spent without me
I've never woken up before from a sex dream
And then encountered my encounter in the flesh or so it seems
Comin' face to face
After cummin' on your face
In outer space
In such a random place
Now I'm dying for a taste
But there's no fuckin' way

[Chorus]
I saw you in my dreams last night
So I guess that makes you my dream guy
I bet you never thought you'd leave your wife
After forty years for dick tonight

[Verse 2]
But I really wanna give you some
And I really wanna hear another story
'Bout your days of glory
And I noticed that you haven't mentioned any children
So adopt me, daddy, I could be your grandson
I know you've had your fun
But I've just begun
And I think you're the one
That my flit heart wants
Oh, daddy-o
We could play a little backseat bingo
In the hot rod after a
Sock hop 'cause I'm rock hard
You could be too, just pop a Viagra
Then I'm gonna cum like Niagara
We don't have much time left
I guess that I'm a bona fide geriophile
I wanna hear your war stories
While you fuck me like you're still in your forties
Your full head of white hair makes me so fuckin' horny

[Chorus]
I saw you in my dreams last night
So I guess that makes you my dream guy
Maybe I could be the shining light
At the end of this tunnel we call life
Ego integrity versus despair
I'm sure you feel the chill in the winter air
It hasn't snowed at all so the blacktop's bare
The globe is warmer but why should you care?

[Post-Chorus]
I saw you in my dreams last night, night, night
Dreams last night
My dreams last night
So I guess
You're my dream guy
You're my dream guy