​cum me a river

[Verse 1]
You say you want me so badly
You'd do anything to have me
You'd do anything to smack me around
And choke me and grab me
By the face while you entrap me
Enter me while you distract me
And make me scream like a banshee
'Til I beg you to unhand me
You say a lot that I like
And I've got an open mind
But I'm not really the kinda guy
You were hoping to find
I think I'm totally different
From what you said that you're looking for
Maybe I'm being stupid
Maybe you're what I deserve
So could you

[Chorus]
Cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river
Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river

[Verse 2]
I can't wait 'til you add me
So I can see all your pictures
I hope that some will be shirtless
I hope that you're a narcissist
I hope you're desperate for answers
Enough to take your pants off
I'm really bored and I'm horny
And you're awake and that works
Wait, what the fuck am I saying?
I'm really not up to playing
I'm really not in the mood
I'm not interested in making
Anything less than love
Tonight I'm feeling above it
You say I need to be worshipped
By you and your big dick?
Nah

[Chorus]
Cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river
Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river

[Bridge]
But if you came me a river
Then maybe I would come hither
And you could finally slither
Into my body, oh mister
Can you be here in ten minutes?
Before I come to my senses
And like, please no pictures
Not even I could bear witness
And watch you

[Chorus]
Cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river
Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river
Cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river
Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river
Cum me a river
Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river