AQUTALLION
[Intro]
(I'm just your everyday normal—)
[Verse 1]
I am an Aqutallion
I'm buildin' up my battalion
At Gang-Plank Galleon
I'm looking for a stallion
To ride like Epona
'Til we're both in comas
Effortless, still shone up
Like Exor: Corona
But I am not Link
I'm the fucking Landstalker
Taking King Nole's treasure
So that I can finally prosper
Socially, I'm awkward
Shocker
Mallow's not a tadpole
And I hate Frogger
Plum-Plums and EkeEkes
Get me really geeky
But don't be disarmed
Because I'm really sneaky
And it's looking bleak
"Please be discreet"
Asks if I follow
I answer, "Completely"
'Cause I'll play the game
I'll even let you beat me
Oblivious that I've already won
My elite three
Delete me, delete this
Just don't take my saves-zzz
I hate this, I'll fake it
Rap game Paracelsus
[Verse 2]
I still feel as lost as I did
Walking 8-bit continents
All alone as a kid
NPCs my confidantes
Bathe in a fountain of blood
To please voices from above
To kill a homunculus
Transparent clouds are a plus
[Verse 3]
I am an Aqutallion
And I have always been one
In the place in my heart
That evolved for religion
This is what I keep there
Dulled string synths blare
I say it unironically
It's best if you don't care
I am delirious
As I am writing this
It's 4 a.m., I'm convinced
That I've transcended
Will I record this?
Or will I discard it?
It feels so important
But I am retarded
That's not nice, Jack
You've gotta stop saying it
But I've come so far on my
Quest to be less problematic
Like look I barely ever say bitch
So come pat my back, bitch
[Verse 4]
I am an Aqutallion
Equipped with a toy gun
A cowboy hat
And a mouth full of my own cum
Wonderful ideas
Gettin' lost in translation
Throw 'em at the wall
Until they stick like a Nerf gun
I am an Aqutallion
I'm valiant
Young chosen one
From another dimension
Pretentious and filled with
Intense apprehension
Around every corner's a
Panic attack waiting to happen
[Chorus]
I am an Aqutallion
I am an Aqutallion
Shining Force is my battalion
I am an Aqutallion
I am an Aqutallion
I am an Aqutallion
I am an Aqutallion
I am an, I am an, I am an, I am an, I am an Aqutallion
I am an Aqutallion
And I have always been one
In the place in my heart
That evolved for religion
I am motherfucking an Aqutallion
Equipped with a toy gun
A cowboy hat
And a mouth full of my own
Shining Force is my battalion
[Outro]
Uh, I'll never forget your face