Pon Dis Yah Dick

You ready fi mi baby (yeah)
Mi want you bubble yah mi gyal
Because you pussy fulla buff
Gyal you have di wine weh
Make man hood stand up
When me push it in you cock it up
You back it up

Yu fi tock and you fi tick and
Boom flick pon dis yah dick
You fi hop and you fi make
A skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and
Mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic
So mi nuh lick

Come sen on the pussy make me
Show you how fi manage it
Doctor haffi bandage it when
Me finish damage it
You is acting like a giant so
Me make you a midget
Wid mi cocky with di curve weh
Bend you up like a digit
Cause if you a penicillin mi diabetic
If you ah anesthetic me a di paramеdic
From you land inna mi bed you
Get cocky till you sick
Bout you neva comе a my yard fi pussy
A trick

Tock and you fi tick and boom
Flick pon dis yah dick
You fi hop and you fi make
A skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and
Mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic, so mi nuh
(wah) lick

She say "Hi!"m can't wuk so
She don't give a damn
She ago do him like weh Eve do Adam
When him ask har a who breed har because ano
Him she just tell him say a Satan
Him love watch har like television
Nah give no john what a gay decision
Mi no see him tune into Def Comedy Jam
But as she ready fi go out him turn video man

Tock and you fi tick and boom
Flick pon dis yah dick
You fi hop and you fi make
A skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and
Mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic
So mi nuh lick tock and you fi tick and boom
Flick pon dis yah dick
You fi rail and you fi mek
A skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and
Make me give yuh breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic
So mi nuh lick

Come sen on the pussy make me
Show you how fi manage it
Doctor haffi bandage it when
Me finish damage it
You is acting like a giant so
Me make you a midget
Wid mi cocky with di curve weh
Bend you up like a digit
Cause if you a penicillin mi diabetic
If you ah anesthetic me a di paramedic
Bout you neva come a my yard fi pussy
Gyal you get trick
So just boom flick pon wah

Tock and you fi tick and boom
Flick pon dis yah dick
You fi hop and you fi make
A skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and
Mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic
So mi nuh lick tock and you fi tick and boom
Flick pon dis yah dick
You fi hop and you fi mek
A skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and
Make me give yuh breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic
So mi nuh lick