Matter of Time

I'm gonna be a rich man,
I must give thanks to you.
You messed up one last time
And now I'm gonna sue you.
Larry Parker's my good friend,
He did it for me once, and he'll do it again.
How I wish there was something you could do,
You can't even call 1-800 THE LAW 2.

It's just a matter of time.

Don't you know it's the American way,
Well, you could even sue your parents
For bringing you up the wrong way.
I know it sounds crazy, but it's true.
Don't say the wrong thing cause I will sue you,
My every wish is your command.
That's what the law says, the case is closed, you're a sitting duck.

It's just a matter of time.

I'm gonna be a rich man,
I must give thanks to you.
You messed up one last time
And now I'm gonna sue you.
Larry Parker's my good friend,
He did it for me once, and he'll do it again.
How I wish there was something you could do,
You can't even call 1-800 THE LAW 2.

It's just a matter of time.

Time!