Love Is Like A Simile

[Verse 1]
Love is like an ocean, so deep and so vast
My vessel is sinking, all that's left is the mast
Your love is economics
All supply and demand, at any given price I'll but all that I can!

[Chorus]
But if you decide to break my heart
I'll take a stapler and reattach the parts
Sewn up and repaired without a care
I know you wouldn't dream of taking me there
Oh la de da, la de da

[Verse 2]
Your love is like a garbage plate
All covered in sauce
Your lips are the meat
Oh I can't get enough!
Your lovе is like the summertimе
All sunny and warm minus those mosquitoes
The ones that bite when they swarm

[Chorus]
But if you decide to break my heart
I'll take a stapler and reattach the parts
Sewn up and repaired without a care
I know you wouldn't dream of taking me there
Oh la de da, la de da

[Chorus]
But if you decide to break my heart
I'll take a stapler and reattach the parts
Sewn up and repaired without a care
I know you wouldn't dream of taking me there
Oh la de da, la de da