Bad Stuff Happens In The Bathroom (Bob's Buskers)

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down
Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now
But I'll be outta here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feelin' just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away

Let's be clear
I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
This is just to say
If Gene had pooped like every day, this would have all just blown away
But he'll be out of here in no time
And no one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom (Let's be clear)
I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down (This is just to say)
If Gene had pooped like every day (Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now)
This would have all just blown away
But he'll be outta here in no time
And no one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away

And blow everyone away
And blow everyone away