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Dagburn, urur-urur-urn it's Dagburn

I might hit the city council next week
Took some promo pics of me
Standin' in a creek
When I win, I'ma make stop signs obsolete
So we can't get tickets on
The town's main street, no

And I'm sick and tired
Of Paintsville's fussin'
I hit the interweb, Stone Cold Steve cussin'
'Til I gotta eat soup and
Drink a lot of Robitussin
What I gotta hide? Shit, dagburn, nothin'

Belly dancin' in my room to a Upchurch song
Hairbrush as a mic, yellin' all night long
Drawin' pictures of the Mayor in
A bright pink phone
Hide 'em in a birdhouse on my neighbor's lawn
Always buzzin' like a beehive
On Instagram live
Pickin' up my kids with some big red eyes
Tune in, CashApp on the side
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What ya click my profile if
You don't likе my content?
Why'd you do it? You should
Move to another continent (Go)
I heard Church's car had like 4 dents
And I'm glad, 'cause he's a little bitch
(Facts)