U Ain’t Never Heard of Santa

[Skit: Big Stank & Lil Poot]
Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your muthafuckin' house
And he ain't be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Man Hell nah!!
Look (What?) He come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no chimney, so he just come in the back door, he may have to kick it in though, depending in what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit
Who?
You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on West 7 mile, you know, swingin the herb-
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some doors?
Santa, Santa Claus!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Church's Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing, or something
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Fictitious Bullshit!
Man, I don't even like fish! so, look!
What?
He's looking at his list
Right
He's checking it twice
Right, Right
And he gonna know who naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? He got a list? What kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that, it ain't really a list like that, I mean it's Christmas list you know like gifts and stuff. Remember when you was wantin' that Space Invaders for the 5200 back in '86? (Yeah)
And then nobody got it for you? (uh huh)
Cause you wasn't right, Santa was like "Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'ma gonna bring my homie Lil Poot everythang"
Well fuck Santa, and fuck you
Hey man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be believing in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
Little sucker believing in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, Santa for life fool
Does anybody wanna rock 'n roll man?

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La canzone U Ain’t Never Heard of Santa è stata rilasciata nel 2009, nell’album “Cryptic Collection: Holiday Edition”.

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