Next Door

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
Oh

[Chorus 1]
I tried to change your mind, not waste my time
But I didn't really know how to
So I was bound to change mine about you
Yeah, yeah
I tried to change your mind, not waste my time
But I didn't really know how to
So I was bound to change mine about you
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
Okay, once upon there was this diddy that I knew
She dressed like Betty Boop, lived on [?] avenue
Was a pity, feel me? She was pretty fit, really Miss
Prissy had a shitty attitude, wouldn't sit with me
I be like, "What's the deal, girl, what can I do?"
We be in the real world, I know this isn't Xanadu
You're always in the baddest mood
I'm tryna make you happy, daddy's little girl was like a baby [?]
Every day she liked to whinge and bitch
[?] tripping on why she isn't rich
I tried to give her gifts, it was never good enough
Fetch you breakfast in bed, get up early just to cook it up
(Guttentag) But she wouldn't budge, go figure
Cruella de Vil, yo, this chick was so bitter
And I ain't no quitter, I gladly would've hung around
And stuck it out if she wasn't such a fucking cow

[Chorus 2]
Whatever happened to the girl next door?
She had nice long legs, wore tight red shorts
She used to sit on the steps of her front porch
And she was always styling
Whatever happened to the girl next door?
We used to make love on the bedroom floor
I remember when I met her [?]
'Cause she was always smiling

[Post-Chorus]
She just ain't like the other girls
She just ain't like the other girls
She just ain't like the other girls
My lady ain't like...

[Verse 2]
Her name was Katie McFly
Way more beautiful than I can say in this rhyme
Biding my time just to see if she was into it
Then by coincidence she hit me on the internet
(Hello) Sent a message
Asking whether I'd be interested to ever get a beverage
Well, yes Miss, here's my number, drop a line, we can grab
A Scotch & Dry with a spot of lime on the side
I was on a high, uh, [?] in the clouds
Getting ahead of myself, I'm telling you now, ready to pounce
If I was [?] I'd be settling down
Tattoo her name on my neck if I was ever in doubt
Anyway, back to the set date
Never late, enter stage left, more charming than Chevy Chase
When I realised to my disappointment
She's holding with that dude, is that meant to be here boyfriend?

[Chorus 2]
Whatever happened to the girl next door?
She had nice long legs, wore tight red shorts
She used to sit on the steps of her front porch
And she was always styling
Whatever happened to the girl next door?
We used to make love on the bedroom floor
I remember when I met her [?]
'Cause she was always smiling

[Post-Chorus (Extended)]
She just ain't like the other girls
She just ain't like the other girls
She just ain't like the other girls
My lady ain't like...
She just ain't like the other girls
She just ain't like the other girls
She just ain't like the other girls
My lady ain't like...