Piña Colada

"I don't want a Beer
I don't want a Whiskey
I don't want Tequila (I'm drinking Piña Colada all day)
I don't want Campari
I don't want Sangria
I don't want Prosecco (I'm drinking Piña Colada all night)

I'm not very hard to please,
Just give me some pineapple juice, coconut milk and rum
(I'm drinking Piña Colada all day)

I don't want a Moscow Mule
I don't want a Cosmopolitan
I don't want a Singapore sling (I'm Drinking Piña Colada all day)
I don't want a Sour Beer
I don't want a Vodka Tonic
I don't want a Jack and Coke (I'm Drinking Piña Colada all night)

I don't want no Moonshine
I don't want Ginger Ale
I don't want Margarita (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day)
I don't want Martini
I don't want Mojito
I don't want Mimosa (I'm drinking Piña Colada all night)

I don't want a sparkling Wine
I don't want a Whiskey Sour
I don't want a Dark and Stormy (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day)
I don't want a Caipirinha
I don't want a Bloody Mary
I don't want a Peach Canei (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Night)

I don't want no Irish Coffey
I don't want a Golden Dream
I don't want a Skittle Bomb (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day)
I don't want a Polar Bear
I don't want a Fireball
I don't want no Sex On The Beach (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Night)

I don't want a Bourbon Cider
I don't want a Frosty Grape FIZZ
I don't want a Presbyterian (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day)
I don't want a Cuba Libre
I don't want a Purple Rain
I don't want a Whiskey Highball (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Night)"