The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo

The night was young and Barry begun
downing a pint at the pub.
The plan was he would have a curry,
then soak up the suds in the tub.
He took a sup as he stood up,
he fell to the floor with a yell.
He hit the deck,
but wot the 'eck,
Baz says, "I'm feelin' swell!'

He buys the scran,
back at the van,
he headed home to relax.

Before he sees the door Barry is plagued with panic attacks.
The answer phone had one message that pushed Barry over the edge
"Is that Barry the roofer man? Come to me as quick as you can!"

Barry the roofer, Barry the roofer, Barry the roofer man!

Long ago,
with vertigo-o-o
He had a fatal accident.
The balance of Barry's had went.
And nothing could prevent him falling off the bu-bu-bu-bungalow!

He misses his meal,
back at the wheel,
with his ladders and his map.
A dude in despair with a roof to repair
is betting that Barry's the chap.
Barry assessed the damage and guessed
to leave it alone is probably best.

The customer cried,
"Fix it man!"
That night Barry died when he got out the van.

Barry the roofer, Barry the roofer, Barry the roofer man!

Long ago,
with vertigo-o-o
He had a fatal accident,
the balance of Barry's had went!

Barry the roofer! Barry the roofer!
Barry the! Barry the!
Barry the roofer! Barry the roofer!
Barry the roofer the Barry the roofer the!

Long ago,
with vertigo-o-o
he had a fatal accident,
the balance of Barry's had went.
And nothin' could prevent him falling off..

Ah!
With vertigo-o-o
he had a fatal accident.
The balance of Barry's had went!

Oh!
Barry the roofer! Barry the roofer!
Barry the! Barry the!
Barry the roofer, Barry the roofer!
Barry the roofer the roofer the Barry the Barry the roofer the Barry the!

Barry the roofer! Barry the roofer!
Barry the! Barry the!
Barry the roofer! Barry the roofer!
Barry the! Barry the!
Barry the roofer! Barry the roofer!

Yeah, Barry the roofer! Barry the roofer!

The balance of Barry's had went!