Humpty Dumpty [Bonus Track]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great, great fall and
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Humpty Dumpty and Betty Louise
Stole a Sony and some Camembert cheese
And she said "Humpty baby
Take me to the river
Cause I like the way it runs
Take me to the river
You know I like the way it runs"

He said "ah, ooh, everything's going my way"
He said "maybe it's my lucky day"
I said "anything you want I can give"
She said "I want to take your picture, mm, just for me"
He said "anything"
She said "up there baby get on the wall babe"

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
And looked at her as he was falling and
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Hey Betty Louise Betty Louise
She said "I like custard in the summer, honey"
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