What a Mouth (What a North and South)

Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fella'
If he had another mouth he'd look much wella'
But his face
Cleared him
From winning the beauty show
It was like a steam boat funnel
Or a railway arch, or the blackwall tunnel
If you can't see Jim when he opens his mouth you'll know

And as poor jim goes walking about
You can hear the kids all hollerin' out
What?
What? Oh erm
What a mouth!
What a mouth!
What a north and south
Blimey what a mouth he's got
Now when he was a baby lord oh lummee!
His poor old mummy used to feed him with a shovel
What a gap
Poor chap
He's never been known to laugh
'Cos if he did it's a penny to a quid that his mouth would fall in 'alf
Mouth so large
Lord oh lummee
He could whisper in his own ear ain't it funny
Now to quench his thirst
Now he's got to take a drink oh my
He got so drunk one foggy morn
He laid in the road and started to yawn
And a poor old man was delivering coals close by
And he went to shoot the load
He saw jim's mouth out in the road
What?
What? Oh yes hmm
What a mouth!
What a mouth!
What a north and south
Blimey what a mouth he's got
Now the poor old man being a short sighted fella
When he saw jims mouth he took it for the cellar
And he shot the lot right into his mouth no joke
Jims got a tummy full of coal and he coughs up lumps of coke
What?
What? Oh blimey I thought it was all over
What a mouth!
What a mouth!
What a north and south
Blimey what a mouth he's got
Now the poor old man being a short sighted fella
When he saw jims mouth he took it for the cellar
And he shot the lot right into his mouth no joke
Jims poor souls got a tummy full of coal and he coughs up lumps of coke

Oi!
Oi!
Oi!