I Got Me A Guitar

[Verse 1]
Here I go, riding up and down the road again
I bought me a bus and I got me a four-piece band
Tonight, we play Chicago
Then travel north to Ontario
But I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star

[Verse 2]
When it's 90 degrees and the air conditioner is broke
This keeps us, we're all liable to choke
I don't know if John had to go through this
But boy, if he did, he sure earned his
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star

[Chorus]
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star
Might even learn to play my own lead guitar
Don't wanna tell jokes, I try to be funny
Just sing a little song and make a little money
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star
(C'mon, pick a little now)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Played a show in Alabama, but I was two hours late
And I wrecked the bus when I drove through the gate
The man didn't wanna give me all of my dough
But he said, "Okay" when I said, "Oh no"
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star

[Verse 4]
Well, we're running late for a show in Abilene
The bus is hot and the boys are sure acting mean
We're gonna get there, I'll bet you a dollar
When we come home, they'll scream and holler
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star

[Chorus]
Yeah, I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star
Might even learn to play my own lead guitar
Don't wanna tell jokes, I try to be funny
Just sing a little song and make a little money
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star
Yeah, I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star
(Hey, are you really June Carter's brother-in-law?)
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star
(Your hair's a little long, ain't it, buddy?)
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star
(The wrong shade of makeup, cutie!)
I got me a guitar and I'm gonna be a star