Rose Pragnant

[JOHN, spoken]:
Dave, you need to hang in there!

[ROSE, background]:
Oh my god, i hate GarageBand so much

[KARKAT, spoken]:
The baby just won’t come out. 

[ROSE, background]:
What the fuck is this fucking metronome shit?!

[DAVE, spoken]:
I’m not ready.  
There are some things I have to clean up first. 

[JOHN, spoken]:
It’s a car!

[DAVE, spoken]:
Holy crap, it’s a car. 

[ROSE, spoken]:
I came as fast as I could. 

[DAVE, spoken]:
Rose, I’m glad you’re here. I need to talk to you about…

[ROSE, spoken]:
I’m serious, I’m a serious…actor. 

[DAVE, spoken]:
…this big baby in my mommy tummy…

[ROSE, spoken]:
Voice actor! VA. Indubitably. I will embiggen my words less, so you can understand me. 

[DAVE, spoken]:
Let’s not talk. Let’s…sing. Like old times. 

[UNKNOWN SPEAKER]:
Rose is pregnant and she can’t sing, okay? It’s a problem. 

[DAVE, spoken]:
ROOOOOSE!

[ROSE, spoken]:
Roooose!

[DAVE, spoken]:
It’s only fair…

[ROSE, spoken]:
Besides, singing is passé for those of a caliber like ours. 
Let us engage in that ancient art far superior: rap. 

(excerpts from Rose’s voice actor’s mic tests)
[ROSE, spoken]:
It happened

[UNKNOWN SPEAKER 1]:
Make it happen, Lalonde-

[UNKNOWN SPEAKER 2]:
SUCK THAT BITCH'S DICK

[ROSE, spoken]:
I'm going to- That's not what I'm doing! That's the opposite of what I'm doing! Alright...

[tap tap]

[ROSE, spoken]:
As- Bluh! It's not recording!
I came as fast as I could!
Indubitably, I can- LAH BLUH DU BA!