The Last American Astronaut

This Sunday on the Saturn Show
A special guest that you all know
Please welcome the guest we got
The last American astronaut

Thank you so for joining us
My lungs are filled with space dust
Tonight sponsor is the United Space Trust
They misused the stars, now they disgust

I assure my boss that stance is not our quote
They mined the moon and choose to gloat
Anything you’d like to promote?
I miss how my limbs could float

I used to fly and fall so freely, the rocks and stars I held so dearly. They came and burnt the endless ceiling, now I’m left with this еmpty feeling, nothingness

Well we should movе right along to more celebrity sing-a-longs
It's all wrong, really all of it was wrong
Don’t you wish that the stars had stayed?
I can’t say really either way. It all depends on what the producers pay. But hey!
Have you heard this fun toothpaste trick?
Weightlessness never had me this sick

What I wouldn’t do to be with Albert on the V2, what I wouldn't do? But why would you?
Uh seems like you’re dealing with some stuff, would another commercial be enough?
This gravity is tough. This life is too much

Spacewalks and star talk is all I was ever taught
Far above was only love you couldn’t see the wars they fought
Empty space and a faker face is really all I got
Left with less than naught, the last American astronaut