Phruitcake Pirate

[Verse 1]
Deck of a tall ship
Man, that’d be a real trip
Runnin’ around on the ocean just like the pirates of old
With my own treasure of silver, diamonds, and gold

[Verse 2]
Is it real? Is it true?
Out on the Caribbean blue
No joke, no gag
‘Cause we’re flying that skull and bones flag

[Chorus]
Or maybe I’m just a wannabe
Phruitcake pirate
Living out my wannabe
Tirade
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he’s a
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he is

[Bridge]
Going strong under sail
Doing good, we ain’t gonna fail
Gonna live to tell the tale
Ain’t gonna be eaten by no whale

[Verse 3]
Wine, rum, waves, and women
Can’t all be that wrong
A drum, some rum, native girls to capture with just an island song
Sitting on the beach hitting a bong, man living large just like Cheech and Chong

[Chorus]
Or maybe I’m just a wannabe
Phruitcake pirate
Living out my wannabe
Tirade
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he’s a
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he is

[Chorus]
Because I’m a
Phruitcake pirate
Just living my life out loud
Three maybe four centuries
Too late
Too late

[Chorus]
Or maybe I’m just a wannabe
Phruitcake pirate
Living out my wannabe
Tirade
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he’s a
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he is

[Outro]
Phruitcake pirate
Phruitcake pirate
Phruitcake pirate