Witness Protection Scheme

I'm gonna have so much fun
On the witness protection scheme
There'll always be someone
On the witness protection scheme

'Cause don't you know when you cross somebody
It's just like a party
Blue skies and custody
All the day long

I can tell the truth one last time
On the witness protection scheme
Then I'll always be allowed to lie
On the witness protection scheme

Be a girl I can call
Who can never call me
I don't recognise a ball
Who needs an identity?

There'll be a restaurant
Greets me personally
Won't throw out my friends for drinking things named after me
My ragged crew
My loyal friends
On the witness protection scheme

The witness protection scheme
I'll fall in love by my station
On the witness protection scheme

You'll be just seventeen
Just around fall
Daddy's floating the company
I want for no more

The witness protection scheme
Close down my site
Lose my phone
The witness protection scheme

Gonna get my life together
On the witness protection scheme
I hope it's gonna last forever
The witness protection scheme

The witness protection scheme
The witness protection scheme
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Witness Protection Schem