Hup Two! Hup Two!

[Verse 1]
I live inside steel and four walls
Thirty-two men to a toilet
And a punching bag off in the corner
I'm pretty good at it

[Verse 2]
I am always in the rec room
Wrestlin', all busy with the dust broom
The 300-pound camp champ can beat me
But I won't wrestle him

[Chorus]
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
Hup two! Hup two! Look at you!
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
I can't wait 'til the party tonight!
Two fat girls always dance together
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
Hup two! Hup two! Look at you!

[Verse 3]
Hobos, bums come for the winter
Volunteer in and volunteer out
A little queer on the third floor likes me
But I won't wrestle him

[Chorus]
Whoa, hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
Hup two! Hup two! Look at you!
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
I can't wait 'til the party tonight!
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
Hup two! Hup two! Look at you!
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
I can't wait 'til the party tonight!
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
Hup two! Hup two! Look at you!
Hup two! Hup two! Left right, left right!
I can't wait 'til the party tonight!