1/2 Hard

I'm half hard
Shitting sushi in a bar
And every time I push my penis hits the toilet
Double layer on the seat
I know it won't protect me

Ex-girlfriend, buy her drinks
She's hitting on the bartender, oh yeah
I just wanna walk her home
It's 2:00 and the lights are on
'Cause it's Monday

I'm half hard
Shitting sushi in a bar
And every time I push my penis hits the toilet
Double layer on the seat
I know it won't protect me

Ex-girlfriend, buy her drinks
She's hitting on the bartender, oh yeah
I just wanna walk her home
It's 2:00 and the lights are on
'Cause it's Monday
And I don't really like the looks of that guy too much anyway

I'm half hard
Shitting sushi in a bar
Every time I push my penis hits the toilet
Double layer on the seat
I know it won't protect me

Ex-girlfriend, buy drinks
She's hitting on the bartender, oh yeah
I just wanna walk her home
It's 2:00 and the lights are on
'Cause it's Monday
And I don't really like the looks of that guy too much anyway
Not to mention that I wanna make sure she never stops loving me

I wanna walk her home
It's 2:00 and the lights are on
The lights are on, the lights are on
It's 2:00 and the lights are on