Two Star Motel

[Intro: Andy Bean]
Two, three, four

[Verse 1: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, do I treat my baby right? Yes sir
Do we go out every night? No sir
But I'm risin' above my station
Sweetenin' my relations
Savin' up my pennies for some deluxe accommodations, oh

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
When you're old and cranky
Don't say I didn't treat you well
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
Two star motel
Oh, when our love is lazy
Don't say I didn't treat you well
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
Two star motel

[Bridge: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, one star? No sir
I ain't some long-haul trucker
Four stars, five stars? No sir
I don't need silk sheets to love her

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
When you're old and cranky
Don't say I didn't treat you well
Some day soon, wе'll have a honey moon in a
Two star motel

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, is my baby worth my monеy? Yes sir
And does she wanna spend it, honey? Yes sir
Oh, out by the water tower
I rent rooms by the hour
It won't be like this forever
C'mon, honey, don't be sour

[Chorus: Andy Bean and Both]
When you're old and cranky
Don't say I didn't treat you well
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
Two star motel
Oh, when our love is lazy
Don't say I didn't treat you well
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
Two star motel