Fake Knives Don’t Kill (feat. Avril Lavigne)

[Verse 1: The Strangers]
I drove to Disneyland in my taxi cab
One of the characters looked like Bernard Jabs
He had a kitchen knife inside his hand
He tried to kill me and he tried to cut off my hand
He kept telling me it was a fake knife
When all he wanted to do was end my life
My brother also tried to steal the guy's knife
But maybe he was right about it being a fake knife

[Chorus: Avril Lavigne]
I want Max to know that his name is Phil
I want him to know that fake knives don't kill
So go ahead and stab like that, and "shing" like that
I, I wanna, I, I
I want Max to know that his name is Phil
I want him to know that fake knives don't kill
So go ahead and stab like that, and "shing" like that
I, I wanna, I, I

[Verse 2: The Strangers]
He said he didn't wanna play with knifes
Because my brother has a fear of knives
You know I tried to steal his kitchen knife
Yes I did, yes I did!
My house is made of knives and don't forget that
I'll stab you with a knife if you don't get that
Don't be scared 'cuz I ain't got any real knives
The only ones that I've got are the fake knives

[Chorus: Avril Lavigne]
I want Max to know that his name is Phil
I want him to know that fake knives don't kill
So go ahead and stab like that, and "shing" like that
I, I wanna, I, I
I want Max to know that his name is Phil
I want him to know that fake knives don't kill
So go ahead and stab like that, and "shing" like that
I, I wanna, I, I

[Outro: The Strangers]
Mmm-hmmm-hmmm, they're not real knives
Ooh-oooh-ooooooh, they can't kill you
Hey, hey, hey, they're just fake knives
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't kill