Hey Mister!

When you woke up this morning
Did you feel all alone?
Did you get a grip on yourself?
Were you just flesh and bone?
Did you long for the center-fold spread
Of some bimbo-girl magazine
To appear by your side and physically question
You manhood
And make you come clean?
Hey! Hey Mister - all you need
Is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,
Rock 'n' roll...
When you woke up this morning
Did you you feel like hell?
Did you think that some Jevohah's Witness
Was a-ringing your bell?
Did you think you were in Babylon?
Did you take a good look around?
Or did you stick your head out the window
And find you could not make a sound?
Hey! Hey Mister - all you need
Is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,
Rock 'n' roll...
When you woke up this morning
Did you get up and go?
Did you take a good at yourself in the mirror
And go on with the show?
Did you picture yourself as a Leonardo
Da Vinci with wrinkles and curls?
Or did you see just another piece of Modern Art
Like "The Peppermint Tower In Praise Of Greedy Little Girls"?
Hey! Hey Mister - all you need
Is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,
Rock 'n' roll...