Saturday Night

It was a Saturday Night, I was feelin alright
But the TV was too bright, there was nothing to do but dream of you
You’ll never guess what happened next:

A man came out of the TV
Yeah a man came out of the TV set
A man came out of the TV
And he looked like he wanted to kill

I was scared out of my pants. I wanted to run to France
Because the French have really good wine, so I’ll drink for the rest of time
Guess what happened next?

A man came out of the TV
Yеah a man crawled out of my TV set
A man came out of thе TV
And he pissed right in my mouth