Bonnie Mary

Come cowe me Minne come cowe me
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me
The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum
& they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me

When Mary came over the border
When Mary came over the border
Her eith twas approaching the cunt
Of a hurchin'
Her arse was in sic a disorder

And oh what a jewell was Mary
And oh what a jewell was Mary
Her face was fine, her bosom devine
& her puss was theekit with glory