We’re Doing a Sequel

We're doing a sequel
We're back by popular demand
C'mon on everybody, strike up the band

We're doing a sequel
That's what we do in Hollywood
And everybody knows
The sequel's never quite as good

A sequel another feature attraction

Places, please light the lights
Roll camera action!

I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is
When we get to do it all again
(Do it all again) until the credit's role
We got another go to show
That we can do it all again

Chickens bawk

We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise

The studio considers us a viable franchise

We're doing a sequel how hard can it be?

We can't do any worse than The Godfather 3

We're doing a sequel the studio wants more

While they wait for Tom Hanks
To make Toy Story 4

I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is
When we get to do it all again
(Do it all again) until the credit's roll
We got another goal to show
And we can do it all again

Penguins squawk

Instrumental

We're doing a sequel

Let's give it a go

With Hollywood stars

And more one-liner cameos

We're doing a sequel

I don't mean to be a stickler
But this is the seventh sequel
To our original motion picture

We're doing a sequel let's give it a shot

All we need now is a half-decent plot

Got it! An epic love story
Between a handsome long nosed
Purple thing and a beautiful chicken
"Gonzo with the Wind"

Uh, does anybody have any better ideas?

Oh, oh, it's about the Muppets getting
Back to stop an
Evil oil baron from demolishing
The old studio!

(spoken)
Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?!

(spoken) how about one of
Those fish-out-of-water movies?

(spoken)
Yeah, I'm not so sure about that, Lew

It's about a frog who marries
A beautiful perfect pig
And they have to kiss each other a lot!

(spoken) uhhhhh

(in mock Swedish) how about a film about the
Existential conundrum of religious faith?

(spoken)
I don't think Americans watch subtitled films

(spoken) how about a movie where you
Don't make a movie?

(spoken) and we all get to go home early?

Laughs

(spoken) good grief

It's about a lonely dog and one night, he
Sees something he should never have seen
And he has to live with a terrible secret

(spoken)
Uh, that sounds a little dark, Rowlf

Kermit, how about the Muppets go
On a world tour?

(spoken) that's perfect!

I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is
When we get to do it all again
Until the credit's roll
We got another go to show
That we can do it all again

We're doing a sequel it's more of the same

Let's give it a name

How 'bout "The Muppets Again!"?

It's the Muppets again!
With "The Muppets Again!"
It's "The muppets again!"