Stephanies Of The World Unite

Stephanies of the world, unite
You've got nothing to lose but face
Coordinate, organize
Represent your case

They're issuing orders down at headquarters
The Stephanie Party line
And you can do what you like
With Dwayne and Wayne and Spike and Ike and Mike

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Stephanies of the world, beware
You're running out of space
You've got Stephanies everywhere
They're crawling all over the place

And there's a definite lack of keeping track of
Numbers two through five, eight, and twelve
And no one knows what they said
To Todd and Rod and Ed and Ted and Fred

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It was Stephanie against Stephanie
'Til she thought of joining forces
She tried to be their leader then
According to my sources
There's a limitless supply
With one born every minute
She really only wants a world
With just one person in it

No one ever knew
It will hurt more when they do
And they will
You know the drill

(Look out)

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