...And I Will Be With You

Lemme tell you, honey, how it's gonna be
You're gonna sit around all night and watch TV
American Ninja 2
And I will be with you

And if somebody tries to call up on the phone
You'll let it ring and just pretend that no one's home
You'll know what to do
And I will be with you

Going all the way, kid
No need to fake it
Half-drunk, half-naked
Half-awake'll make it all right
The world's so dumb it hurts
Let's overcome it, escape from it
Be it or become it all night
All right

You'll pass out on the couch, then wake up with a jerk
Then stumble to the phone, then call in sick to work
I'll call in sick, too
So I can be with you
If we can keep it up like this, you know it won't be long
Until those golden years start rolling along
You'll be rolling, too
And I will be with you

And I will be with you
And I will be with you
And I will be with you