The Fortune Teller
Went to the fortune teller
Had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had an inner feelin' in my head
Soon she took a look in my palm
She said sonny you feel kinda warm
And she looked into her crystal ball
And said you're in lo-o-o-o-ove
My status could stop this show
I'm not for all the girls I know
And she said when the next one arrives
You'll be lookin' in her eyes
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ah-ah
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ah-ah
I left there in a hurry
Lookin' forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me lies
I hurried back down to that woman
Mad as I could be
I told her, didn't see nobody
Why had she made a fool of me
Then somethin' struck me
As if it came from up above
While lookin' at the fortune teller
I fell in lo-o-o-o-ove
Now I'm a happy fella
I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be
And now I get my fortune told for free
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ah-ah
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ah-ah
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ah