Stop in the Name of Fudge

Stop! In the name of Fudge
No messing with my Mars

Have you noticed summat
When you're down the Spar
You feel a little peckish
You want a chocolate bar
You take one off the counter
You think that you have grown taller
Are your hands getting bigger
Ore are these bars getting smaller?

They're robbing you of chocolate
And that's not very nice
They're half the size they used to be
But always the same price

Stop! In the name of Fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop! In the name of Fudge
Stop shrinkin' my chocolate bars

Pop in the newsagents
You won't believe your eyes
Every time you buy a bar
They've shrunk again in size
They tell you that they're shrinking them to look after your health
But we all know that they're doing it to maximise their wealth

Don't eat all that chocolate
You need a healthy diet
I know that chocolate makes me fat
Come on, that's why I buy it!

Stop! In the name of Fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop! In the name of Fudge
Stop shrinkin' my chocolate bars

Don't play your tricks with my Twix
Mr Mars, did you hear what I said?
Coz if you keep shrinking chocolate bars
I'm gonna put a Bounty on your head!

Stop! In the name of Fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop! In the name of Fudge
Stop shrinkin' my chocolate bars
Stop! In the name of Fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop! In the name of Fudge
Stop shrinkin' my chocolate bars