Mr. Handleman
Berton Averre, Doug Fieger
Come Mr. Handleman take my wife home
You can't leave a woman like a chippy alone
She's plenty pretty like a woman in prime
No you won't need a waterbed to have a good time
Mr. Handleman, Mr. Handleman
Take my wife home
Mr. Handleman, Mr. Handleman, Mr. Handleman
Take my wife home take my wife home
La señora is a sight for sore eyes
Half an hour in a paradise
You're not the first and you will never come last
But the natives are restless so you better grab fast