Rock Opera

Tired of the rumors and lies
And holdin' inside
The things we think you should know
Honestly
Sick of all the games people play
And things that they say
So here you go, how about a little bit of
Honesty

Stupid fucking, stupid fucking,
Stupid fucking, stupid lies
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Here's the fucking truth!

(James)
I did my time, in a Norwegian prison
I was forced fed fibrious foods
And prune juice forcing me to
Shit out all my insides
Yes, I lost weight, I lost my dignity
I had hoses shoved inside my butt
Which really sucks
Unless you're into that kind of thing
Ohhhhhh, that sounds rough
We liked you better fatter
The sex was so much better
When you were fatter
Fuuuck you
You guys are pricks
I lost inches off my waist line
But added all those inches
To my dick

(Luke)
Why do people think I'm gay (he's not gay)
Why do people think I'm straight (he's not straight)
Why don't people understand
I make love a different way
I fall in love with things
That are not people
Like rivers and forests
And churches with steeples
And butterfly kisses
And hunger games sequels
Oh why can't you understand
All love is equal

Stupid fucking, stupid fucking,
Stupid fucking, stupid lies
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Here's the fucking truth!

Tell 'em Daniel!

(Daniel/Skip)
Ya'll think I'm stupid
Ya'll think I'm dumb
But when it comes to
Who's the smartest
I'm the one
Energy is mass, times excelleration
According to Einstein's interpretation
Square of a hypotenuse
Is equal to the sum of
The squares of the other two sides
Euclidean geometry, advanced trigonometry
A tisket, a tasket
I grasp all this math shit
I'm not MD not a PHD
But I'm gonna find a way to
Feed the world off one jelly bean
Oh oh, one jelly bean, one jelly bean

(Jai)
I think it's kind of tragic
That twitter always tells me
Who I'm dating
Miley, Kendal, Kiley, Perrie
Taylor, Demi, Iggy, Nicky, Harry
I lie awake at night
And wonder if this pain I feel
Is temporary (temporary)
You have my heart and have my soul
This world would not be quite so cold
With harry
Haaarryyyyyyy

(Beau)
Haha yayyyy bitches
Beau on the motherfucker mic
Ya'll got it twisted thinking
That I'm sweet and that I'm shy
But let the record show
Beau is not a nice guy
I double park and like to fart
When I'm in crowded cars
Burp in church and take a shit
Up in your cookie jar
I bark at old ladies
I like to scare babies
I never hold the door open cuz
I'm that crazy
Fuck Australia
Fuck the jonaskians fam
And now that I've got your attention
I quit this fucking band
Psych!
HAHA
I was just kidding

Stupid fucking, stupid fucking,
Stupid fucking, stupid lies
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Here's the fucking truth!
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking,
Stupid fucking, stupid lies

Stupid fucking, stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Here's the fucking
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking,
Stupid fucking, stupid lies
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking, stupid fucking
That's the fucking truth