T Is For Text

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Hey there kids
I know you all have phones
Even though you're hardly old enough to stand

And I'm sure you love to text all of your toddler friends
But there are a few simple rules to understand

It's rude to message someone during their nap time
Or when it's snacking time, juice box in hand

And in all of your high-powered preschool business meetings
Turn your phone to vibrate or face reprimand

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I'm sure you all have little kid relationships
You must bе very careful therе, from start to end
One simple slip of your pudgy little finger
Could come back to haunt you just around the bend

And when you come down off your candy-coated high
You might want to get rid of your lunchtime friend
But you know it's awful tacky to end things with a text
Say it face-to-face and their heart will surely mend

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