Pirate

[Ed, speaking]

we're playin' poker with dogs

oi cheer up

your makeshift outfit is shit

[sung]

we've got a battle on our hands
to keep our share of the land
though I only write the plan
judges aren't here no judges aren't here now (?)

now captain keep the girl in check
she walks the plank but will she walk the deck
look at old the old bimbo
who winks so slow but is it all for show

touching necks, sex on legs
I keep them waiting,
getting impatient,
itching for their go, itching for their go
itching for my golden, I say

hands up, I say oh-

I say oh please, be my pirate please,
sail away with me
to deep blue seas,
you know please, be my pirate please,
sail away with me
to deep blue seas

you know please,
please
yes

she said hello when she stepped off
"are you the boss of me?"
well sweetheart, we don't use those words so freely
i'm gonna put you up in a nice suite,
with a minibar, but i've gone too far
if they ask the relation, you're without a cause for the old train station
i heard it's all a fram(?) and you're selling ice
use myspace for advice
on the outside of my fortress
once before they taught us
watch the base and move around
d'ya feel it go, d'ya feel it goes around

hands up, I say oh-

I say please, be my pirate please,
sail away with me
to deep blue seas,
you know please, be my pirate please,
sail away with me
to deep blue seas

you know please,
oh darlin' please

keep yourself busy when things get fuzzy
i don't kick the bucket
she's everywhere spilling water, she says "fuck it i'm mad as a bigger picture"
out there trying to get richer,
but we leave ourselves we rest our heads
for the money you can touch, kiss of the cards
it all came a little too fast!