The Wright Stuff
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
That boy certainly transferred himself
From the footballer before
You'd hardly recognise him
As a child, everywhere he went
Probably people would say
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
It was symbolic to a point
But nowadays, eccentric lad
Who keeps flawless, plastic women's bosoms
The wright stuff! How did he find
The wright stuff!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I said, nowadays eccentric lad
He keeps flawless
Plastic women's bosoms under his TV
Desk and dressing room oh yes
Growing up
His family had no problems with nudity
In fact, he's held his dad in good stead
On I'm a celebrity (Doo doo doo doo)
(Doo doo doo doo) get me out of here
(Doo doo doo doo)
Comprehensive in thought, he overlooks
The fat from his desk
The wright stuff! Who did he find?
The wright stuff!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Everybody wore the same doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
He overlooks the from his desk
For it's the wettest London weather, for
In his memory at least ever
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Everybody wore the same doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo look at her
When that woman trapped her scarf
In the tube
And some inconsiderable passenger left
The window open
The wind was blowing
The wright stuff! How did he find
The wright stuff!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
The wright stuff everybody wore the same
The wright stuff! How did he find
The wright stuff!
How did he find the plastic bosoms
Everybody wore the same
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
You're gorging every can of food
Because you can't find the wright stuff!
How did he find the wright stuff!
Everybody wore the same
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
The wright stuff how did he find
The bosoms how did he find
The wright stuff
His dad in the middle his mum with the scar
The wright stuff
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Everybody wore the same money wasn't tight
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
The wright stuff! How did he find
The wright stuff!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Everybody wore the same that boy
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
That scar her hat
The wind
The window left open so inconsiderate of him
The wright stuff how did he find
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Her head hurts he left the window open again
Doo doo doo doo doo it won't happen again
People would say he would look around
He would see his memory collage
His parents, naked