First One Today
Peter Greenway, Mark Edward Smith
He saunters into town
There stands the door
Within, a man
He shoots it all down
It's his first one today
It's his first one today
Enters bar café,
Orders New Coke, latte
Behold the man
Shoots the waitress and pays
It's his first girl today
It's his first girl today
If only he'd brought his film camera today
'Cause today is the day of a great centenary
His social media psyche
Well those were the days
His wank fills dawn over
We were armed every day
They were armed every day
There lies the door
There lies the floor