I Am Right!

So, tell me, pretty baby, are you still talking 'bout yourself?
You're such a non-conformist, just like everybody else
And if you had a heart, tell me, would you use it?
And if you had a thought, I think you'd confuse it
And if you understood exactly what I'm saying
Would you have the common sense to
Kiss my ass?
'Cause I am right
I am right
I am right
I am right

I'd like to take your ego and crush it into a little ball
And then I'd take my baseball bat and knock it over the center field wall
'Cause if you had a soul, I think you would sell it
And if you had a life, you'd serve your time in hell
Justice can be sweet, power is corrupting
So it would be my pleasure to have you
Kiss my ass
'Cause I am right
I am right
I am right
I am right

And if there was a god, I think she'd give her blessings
To every dirty deed I would be confessing
So, before I knock on heaven's door, please, grant my last request
Would you be so kind as to
Kiss my ass
'Cause I am right
I am right
I am right
I am right